Monday, August 11, 2008

Robot Exclusion Protocol (Ftrain.com)

Robot Exclusion Protocol (Ftrain.com)

This is quite old (circa 2002) but astonishingly prescient.

Hello! I am Googlebot! I will not kill you! I took off my clothes and stepped into the shower to find another one sitting near the drain. It was about 2 feet tall and made of metal, with bright camera-lens eyes and a few dozen gripping arms. Worse than the Jehovah's Witnesses.

“Hi! I'm from Google. I'm a Googlebot! I will not kill you.”

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